Hollywood Buff Pillows

Mel Gibson

Sam Jackson

"Mixed marriages never work out. An 'A-lister' should never marry a 'B-lister'."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Cobie Smulders

Robin Williams

Melanie Griffith

Morgan Freeman

Humphrey Bogart

Ashton Kutcher

Brad Pitt's diary

'Not the usual custody case, your honor. This child was adopted by two different Hollywood actresses.'

Quentin Tarantino

Brad Pitt

Peter Sellers

She's Got Bette Davis' Eyes.

'California is so show-biz! - First we elect an evil robot from the future, and then we replace him with a crazy zombie from the past.'

Harrison Ford.

Woody Allen

Scarlett Johansson

Javier Bardem

Bruce Willis

'And this is William Handler, one of the biggest stars of the '50s. . . not too smart though.'

J. J. Abrams

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"You won't find it on that thing, but trust Grampa. I was an extra on 'Dragnet.'"

Charlotte Rampling

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!