Hall Of Fame Enthusiast Pillows

"No, your grandfather didn't go to heaven. He went to the football hall of fame."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Jack Gleeson

Kenny Dalglish

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Leo McKern

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Meryl Streep

Christopher Nolan caricature

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Laurel and Hardy

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Scrip Doctor

Ellen Page

Whoopie Goldberg

Emma Watson

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Daniel Day Lewis

As Seen On TV

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Oliver Reed

Where Are They Now?

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

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