Hall Of Fame Enthusiast Pillows

"No, your grandfather didn't go to heaven. He went to the football hall of fame."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Leo McKern

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

As Seen On TV

Scrip Doctor

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Where Are They Now?

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