Hashtag Hero T-Shirts

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

The white liberal brain

Rescue helicopter sees a hash-tag SOS

"Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you're under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'hashtag #WhatIsAHashtag?'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Is everything alright? You've barely looked at your phone..."

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

"It's FANTASTIC I'm getting loads of hits on #WHATABIGTITIAM."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

"Could any objects to the wedding be sent to #WEDDINGSOFF."

Inappropriate behavior

"#Win!"

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I made the mistake of having more twitter followers than the king."

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

Panhandler uses hashtags to beg for money to upgrade phone.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

He's become rich posting photos wearing sponsored products. He's a selfie-made man!

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Knights of the iPhone

#somuchlove