Heavenly Hashtag Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I still maintain an online presence."

Lynching on social media

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"#Win!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

Bird Tweet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"She looks just like in your photos."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."