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'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A Bloody Butcher

PROBLEM AREAS

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Freedom of the press

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"FISH ON"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

An expletive of editors

Knights of the iPhone

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"