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'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A Bloody Butcher

PROBLEM AREAS

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Freedom of the press

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"FISH ON"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Planner at work.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Knights of the iPhone

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

An expletive of editors

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.