High Note Hero T-Shirts

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Wordplay: Falsetto.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

PROBLEM AREAS

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jerry Lordan

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

I love Harmonica

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Babies who Lunch.

Way to go

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

A 'failed' brake check!

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"