High Note Hero Mugs

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Wordplay: Falsetto.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

PROBLEM AREAS

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Jerry Lordan

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

I love Harmonica

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Babies who Lunch.

Way to go

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

The stilt walkers union on strike

A 'failed' brake check!

Tightrope Walker

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"