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"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Stilettos Sharpened

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"Shoes Louboutin"

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

Sloane Ranger.

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

Well worth the agony

Highlights of the week!

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

Hyde Park

"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"

Marquis

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Crowds Gather for the Opera in the Zoological Gardens

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

Still A Shrimp

Wordplay: Falsetto.