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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Newspaper suicide.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

Newspaper

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

The Daily Fury

Evo-Tourists

'Inflated gloom!'