Pigment Hunter T-Shirts

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'Do you have one called Job?'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

'Aaaiiiee...'tis the loch ness hamster!'

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

Fountain of Youth

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."