Pigment Hunter Pillows

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'Do you have one called Job?'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

'Aaaiiiee...'tis the loch ness hamster!'

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

You're right

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."