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'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

When clowns are hunting.