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Garden genomes.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

The Sculptor

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Poetry repairman

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Casual skydiving.

Just another day at Helium Farm

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Air Taxi

"She works best in hex mode."

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Balloon Man

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Helium Guitar Festival

Rodin's Block

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Recombinant DNA

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"It runs on helium."

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"As for the helium treatments. . . things are lookin' up."

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."