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"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Boy pilot.

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Pop-up Bible.'

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Knight

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'The stuff legends are made of'

Garden genomes.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'Termites!'

James Earl Jones

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'