Helium Fanatic Mugs

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'Can our software do that?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

The First Kite

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Pop-up Bible.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Knight

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'The stuff legends are made of'

Garden genomes.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'Termites!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

James Earl Jones

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'