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Inflating helium balloons to transport them.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Helium Guitar Festival

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"I can't take you anywhere!"

"It runs on helium."

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Just another day at Helium Farm

Balloon Man

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

"Harold, I think your obsession about your weight is getting out of hand!"

"I don't like being spoken to in that voice."

The Style of Elements

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'Pop-up Bible.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Kim Jong-un

Electrolyte Orchestra.

I'm color blind, please help.

The Human Condition

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Garden genomes.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.