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'Pop-up Bible.'

"I'm having a bad halo day!"

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"So what's his story?"

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"Good game."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"