Halo Enthusiast Gifts

'Pop-up Bible.'

"I'm having a bad halo day!"

A comb-over just doesn't work with a halo.

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"So what's his story?"

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"Good game."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Look man, no wings!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Your angel is always with you

Just another day at Helium Farm

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Balloon Man