Halo Lover Gifts

"Good game."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Look man, no wings!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Pop-up Bible.'

Sock Abduction

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I'm good. How are you?'

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

UFO parked at family reunion.

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

"Stop oil!!!"