Halo Wearer Gifts

Your angel is always with you

"Good game."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Going up?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Football Angel

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Basketball Halo

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"I get great reception this way."

Holy monk.

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go