Halo Fan Gifts

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Good game."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Caliologist

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Your angel is always with you

'Now watch and listen!'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"Naw, it's a drone."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Next stop: moon!

Pirates of Venice

"Another flight of fancy."