Hare Fan Gifts

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Migration Music

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"He keeps touching me!"

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I believe you were first.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

The Race

"Naw, it's a drone."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Next stop: moon!

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Another flight of fancy."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Caddy With A Cool Box