Hare Fan Pillows

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Migration Music

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"He keeps touching me!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I believe you were first.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Next stop: moon!

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Another flight of fancy."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'