Ham Fan Pillows

"And what can I get for you, hamsome?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Archaeologists discover a football

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"It's the new self-driving model."

The Real March of the Penguins.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Formula One car origami

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Altar Ego

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'