Ham Fan Prints

"And what can I get for you, hamsome?"

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Uptight End"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

The Real March of the Penguins.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Formula One car origami

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Altar Ego

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Touchdown!'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."