Men's Group Fan Pillows

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

wattle covers

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Only Clowns

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Formula One car origami

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Pig Trotter

Clock Tower Shadow

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'I'm so lonesome...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

One Man Band

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric