Male Grooming Fan Pillows

"Here, have one on me."

Clock Tower Shadow

"Absolutely not!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

wattle covers

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"So, how do you want it?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Hairstyles

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

Two men in barber shop

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

My Life in Beards.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Barber of Seville

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Moses as a teenager

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'He's a goatee herder.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"She has your soul patch."

Handlebar Moustache Man

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'