Male Grooming Fan Pillows

"Here, have one on me."

Clock Tower Shadow

"Absolutely not!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

wattle covers

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Hairstyles

Beard fails

Two men in barber shop

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Barber of Seville

Moses as a teenager

'He's a goatee herder.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"She has your soul patch."

Handlebar Moustache Man

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'