Men's Group Fan Gifts

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Bowled over again!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

wattle covers

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Only Clowns

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Formula One car origami

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Centaur Sprinter

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Pig Trotter

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Clock Tower Shadow

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Dog Scalextric