Male Bonding Fan Gifts

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Cat and mouse

wattle covers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Why do leaves change color?"

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Holiday Travel.

Clock Tower Shadow

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

One Man Band

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Sharing sweets with dad.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

Lord Robert Winston

Tee for Two

Don't worry, we don't really sacrifice

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

Cartoons to Order

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"Here, have one on me."

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

Beer makes for strange buddies.