Men In Tights Fans Gifts

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

wattle covers

A man looks up at the earth

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Clock Tower Shadow

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Here, have one on me."

'Thank God it's fry day'

I love coloured tights

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Home?'

"Man, this hide and seek thing isn't working."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

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