Tights Lover Gifts

I love coloured tights

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I think we're out of focus.'

Hunky Dory

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Biking Granny.