Tights Lover Pillows

I love coloured tights

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Boxers vs. Briefs

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Hunky Dory

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Crocodile with man logo on polo

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'

The hand-knitted Xmas jumper...