Tie Lover Pillows

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"1-1"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Man burning his tie.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Operation Father's Day

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'