Tie Lover Pillows

"Whose tie?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Man burning his tie.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Future History Museums

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Friendly Tie

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Operation Father's Day

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'