Tie Wearer Pillows

The day after Father's Day.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Operation Father's Day

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Friendly Tie

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Future History Museums

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'