Tie Wearer Mugs

The day after Father's Day.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Operation Father's Day

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Tie-Land.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'