Quirky Tie Lover Pillows

'I'm afraid your power tie has made you sterile.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"1-1"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

Snapshots in Time

'You don't want the job, do you?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Friendly Tie

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'