Quirky Tie Lover Gifts

'I'm afraid your power tie has made you sterile.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"1-1"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Snapshots in Time

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Great tights!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Friendly Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Future History Museums