Tights Wearers Pillows

'Home?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'How does this one feel?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

The day after Father's Day.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Hunky Dory

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"I see you brought the pie charts."

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

Romance in Yellow

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

I love coloured tights

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

Free Bra Fitting.

Winter jumpers

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.