Socks And Underwear Appreciator Pillows

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Underweird bras."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

Happy Brithday

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"Long Johns Silver."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."