Socks And Underwear Appreciator Pillows

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Underweird bras."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Happy Brithday

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"Long Johns Silver."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'