Tailor Enthusiast Pillows

The Dandy

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Arts and crafts

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

At the suit makers

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Penguin suit fitting.

The Return Of The Minipants

Meet Santa's entourage

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Purple dress

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Tuck Shop