Tailoring Admirers Pillows

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

Joined at the hipster.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

The Dandy

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

I love my cape

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'How does this one feel?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

SAGE (unknown model)

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

Nope. Not the same thing.

Red Hat Society Members.

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.