Tailoring Admirers Gifts

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

The Dandy

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

I love my cape

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'How does this one feel?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

SAGE (unknown model)

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

WHy do you call yourself Apple Clothing?

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

"As usual, you're fashionably late."

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."