Designer Clothing Admirer Gifts

Designer Sportswear.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Mating rituals

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

I love my cape

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Pistols at dawn.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Tartan Coats

Miley Cyrus

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

Snowmanbun

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

"Shoes Louboutin"

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'I wish you'd make up your mind-you liked this outfit in 1976!'

"He's on a motorcycle!"