Tailor Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Dandy

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

At the suit makers

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I'll take it!'

"That shirt is so last year."

Bobbies library of jeans

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Tuck Shop

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Purple dress

Meet Santa's entourage

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

The Return Of The Minipants

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"