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Surgeon using a sewing kit.

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"How soon will this be a remnant

At the suit makers

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

Arts and crafts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Meet Santa's entourage

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

The Dandy

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Casual Thursday

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