Tailor With A Toolbox T-Shirts

'You need a new bobbin.'

Dressed for Success!

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

New Suit.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

Arts and crafts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Congratulations on your retirement!

At the suit makers

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll take it!'