Tailor With A Toolbox Gifts

'You need a new bobbin.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Dressed for Success!

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Congratulations on your retirement!

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

At the suit makers

Arts and crafts

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I'll take it!'

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