Tailoring Gifts

"How soon do you need these?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

"Capri pants, capri jacket - the ideal summer suit."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve'

"This suit is more of a European cut."

Swell feeling so low that he does not even care how his trousers are made

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

"Take me to your tailor."

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

A tailor measuring a large man

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Where does Sir wear his stomach, inside the trousers or out?'

'How does this one feel?'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Not bad, but a little big around the price tag.'

Clergyman at tailors. Assistant says, 'All is safely gathered in.'

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

Dressed for Success!

'It's a little too tight round the shoulders.'

Genetically Modified Pants - "It means get your Mom to hem them."

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

Suits you Sir!