Tailoring Pillows

"How soon do you need these?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

"Capri pants, capri jacket - the ideal summer suit."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Swell feeling so low that he does not even care how his trousers are made

A tailor measuring a large man

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Where does Sir wear his stomach, inside the trousers or out?'

'How does this one feel?'

"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Take me to your tailor."

"This suit is more of a European cut."

'It's a little too tight round the shoulders.'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

Suits you Sir!

The penguin suit.

Clergyman at tailors. Assistant says, 'All is safely gathered in.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Genetically Modified Pants - "It means get your Mom to hem them."

Dressed for Success!

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'