Tailor Gifts

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'I'm arresting you for bringing the Emperor into disrepute.'

"How soon do you need these?"

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

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Sewing Machines in Surgery

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"This should take care of your high blood pressure. It's a prescription for relaxed fit jeans."

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"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"Capri pants, capri jacket - the ideal summer suit."

'Do you carry this in red?'

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

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'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers