Tailor Gifts

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'I'm arresting you for bringing the Emperor into disrepute.'

"How soon do you need these?"

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

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"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"Capri pants, capri jacket - the ideal summer suit."

'Do you carry this in red?'

Grand Opening

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"This should take care of your high blood pressure. It's a prescription for relaxed fit jeans."

'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Men's suits 50 off 'You obviously didn't read the sign, Sir!'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't like it. I wanted one that shape.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

Penguin trying on a suit.